CAMILLA FORTESCUE CHOLMELEY BROWNE AT YOUR SERVICE, JUST DON'T ASK ME TO RIDE A BIKE.
CALL THE CHUMMY
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY’D NEVER HEARD OF GLENFIDDICH? OH WELL. KEEP CALM AND GET TIPSY, THAT’S WHAT MATER ALWAYS SAYS.
MISSED YOUR APPOINTMENT AT THE ANTENATAL? NOT TO WORRY, I AM BARELY QUALIFIED TO ANSWER YOUR PREGNANCY QUESTIONS:
OUT FOR A JOLLY, GOT RATHER CAUGHT UP IN THIS RACE. DIDN’T FINISH THOUGH, HAD A WOBBLE AROUND CHAMPS ELYSEES WHAT.
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ONE HAS SPENT SUCH A LOT OF TIME ABROAD ALREADY, ONE IS REALLY LOOKING TO STEP OUT WITH A LOVELY CHAP HERE IN THE EAST END, WHAT.
